"Dark rivers are flowing, back into the past. You are the fish for which I cast." -Metallica/The Small Hours

Last week marked the 50th anniversary of the Ford Mustang. I didn’t do anything to celebrate the date, but it did remind me of the the first car I ever owned, a 1979 Ford Mustang.

Although it might look dated in the above picture, my 1979 Ford Mustang was only 10 years old when I got it in the summer of 1989. 1979 was the first year of the “third-gen” Mustang, commonly known as the Fox body. My Mustang had over 100,000 miles when I got it — either 120k or 160k, I forget. The car had a maroon interior and a stock 302 v8 — Ford’s infamous 5.0 — under the hood. The only thing not original on the car were the tail lights which had come off of the nearly identical Mercury Capri.

I don’t need to be told what a bad idea it is to give a sixteen year old a muscle car; I lived it. I’m sure I spent more on tires than I did on gasoline, leaving “scratch marks” from one end of Yukon to the other. I once did so many donuts in Walmart’s parking lot that my hubcaps fell off. Jeff and I had to pay a kid in the parking lot $5 to get one of them back. Andy and I once smacked the ‘stang into a parking block out behind Mazzio’s parking lot. I think Susan and I changed a flat tire after I accidentally drove it off the side of an interstate on ramp. I once got banned from parking on campus after peeling out and almost running over a teacher. And those were the good times.

My dad did what he could to keep the car running but his mechanic skills were no match for my apparently burning desire to destroy that car. The engine lasted longer than it should have before blowing up. Then he put another engine in the car and I blew it up too. I am mentally bookmarking this page and will revisit it someday when my kids undoubtedly put me through the same torture.

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My sixth month run of no work-related travel ends this weekend as I hit the road and head to Las Vegas for a 2 1/2 week training course. It takes a lot of work to remove all the fun out of a trip to Las Vegas but we’ve managed to do it. My class starts on Monday, April 21, meaning I have to travel out there over the weekend, and it doesn’t end until Saturday, May 3rd, meaning I’ll be traveling back on the weekend as well. The class runs for two straight weeks including the weekend and we’re staying off the strip so it doesn’t sound like I’ll have time to do much during this trip. I could stay in Vegas a day after the class ends, but I’ve never been much for doing things like going to casinos by myself.

The timing of this class is particularly bad as I’m missing a ton of things I would rather be doing, including:

Easter (4/20)
Festival of the Arts (4/22-27)
My Dad’s Birthday (4/25)
Sun Valley Annual Garage Sale (4/26)
Onion Burger Day in El Reno (5/3)
Vintage Computing Festival (Atlanta, 5/3-4)

For anyone who has ever wished to travel for work, be careful what you wish for. There’s a big difference between getting to travel and having to.

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If you think you don’t need to read this post, you definitely need to read this post.

Heartbleed is a security vulnerability that was discovered this week. It probably affects you. First, the five W’s:

Who: Anyone who uses the web and uses https links. That’s probably you.
What: Heartbleed is a vulnerability that allows people to see the information you send to some websites that use OpenSSL. It’s a lot of them.
Where: Gmail, Yahoo, Tumblr, Flickr, Facebook…
When: The problem has been around for two years now, but nobody noticed it until this week.
Why: Honest human error.

You’ve probably noticed the letters “HTTP” preceding most web links. HTTP stands for “hypertext transfer protocol,” and by putting that in front of a web link you’re telling your web browser “Hey, what comes next is going to be a web page.” It’s kind of like saying, “the following message will be in English.”

Sometimes, you’ll see HTTPS instead. The S stands for “secure sockets layer” (or SSL for short), but you can think of that S as simply meaning “secure”. When you use HTTP, the things you read and send across the internet are sent in plain text. That means anyone with the means to do so who is looking and listening for your message can read what you are sending and receiving. With HTTPS, what you send and receive to and from websites is secure and encrypted. Even if someone were to intercept your message, if you are using HTTPS, the information would look scrambled and no one would be able to read it. This is why websites like Gmail and Facebook and your bank’s website default to HTTPS — because it’s secure.

Or, so we thought. Turns out, back in early 2012, someone made a mistake while updating OpenSSL. A big one. Well known security expert Bruce Schneier said on his website this week, “on a scale of 1 to 10, this is an 11.” This bug, which again was introduced in 2012, allows/allowed hackers to read information in certain HTTPS transfers. One frustrating thing about this bug is that there’s no way for servers owners to know if people were hacking them or not; all they can tell is if they were vulnerable or not. And it turns out, a lot of websites were vulnerable.

The good news is Heartbleed only lets attackers view a small portion of memory at a time, so there’s a chance nobody ever saw your password. The bad news is, this vulnerability has been around for two years now, so there’s no telling if you were affected or not.

Several sites including this link at Mashable.com are compiling lists of websites that were affected and have been patched. You’ll want to change your password on those sites. Some of the ones on that list currently include: Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Tumblr, Flickr, Google/Gmail, Yahoo/Yahoo Mail/AIM, YouTube, Etsy, GoDaddy, Netflix, Soundcloud, TurboTax, USAA, Box, DropBox, Github, and IFTTT.

Oh, and Minecraft.

This is a good time to remind you that if you use the same password on any other site that you also use on those sites, you should change that password too. Also, stop doing that.

So what about your bank or some other SSL page you want to test? Several “Heartbleed Testers” have been stood up online. Here’s one. Simply click the link and cut/paste the URL to your bank (or any other HTTPS web link) and the website will let you know if they are currently using a safe version of OpenSSL. Of course it doesn’t tell you if they had the bad version last week…

I spent a couple of hours last night changing my passwords on a bevy of services including Facebook, Twitter, Gmail, and more. You should to. It’s a pain in the butt, especially when you have multiple devices (phones, tablets, laptops) that will all need the news passwords, but you’ll thank me in the morning.

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It’s not too often that a person can recall exactly where they were, who they were with or what they were doing twenty years ago to the day — but as for April 9th, 1994, I remember.

Half a year earlier on August 22nd, 1993 (the night of my 20th birthday) I moved to Weatherford, Oklahoma and moved in with Susan and another one of her friends. I had spent the two years following high school commuting to Redlands Community College, while Susan had spent her time 60 miles east in Weatherford attending Southwestern Oklahoma State University (SWOSU). Susan had recently moved into a three bedroom mobile home and offered me the master bedroom to rent. We spent the next eight months partying, working, and occasionally attending college classes.

Susan worked at the Wesley Foundation on campus and a local print shop; I briefly worked at a local pizza joint before landing a job at Long John Silver’s. I worked 40-50 hours a week there as a shift manager, a job I was by and large terrible at. Back then I simply didn’t have the maturity, experience or conflict resolution skills needed to manage anybody, much less a bunch of teens that didn’t want to be managed.

By the time spring flowers began to bloom, more than my allergies were suffering. I wasn’t doing well in school because I was working too many hours, and I hadn’t racked up too many “Employee of the Month” awards while slinging fish if you know what I mean. For her part, Susan was dog paddling just as hard as I was to keep her head above water. Late at night over styrofoam containers of leftover fish the two of us would plot our escape. All we had to do was make it one or two more months. If we could just make it through one more semester, everything would be fine.

The two years I attended Redlands I spent busting my ass in the journalism department. I had served as both the newspaper and yearbook editor and despite occasionally showing up late on the weekends, or hung over, or still drunk, or some combination of those things, my staff and I never missed a single deadline. Ever. I had a solid reputation for delivering there because I had earned it. As an overweight smart ass with a weird wardrobe and a worse haircut, I assumed that my reputation for always meeting deadlines (even if they showed up at the 11th hour) would follow me to Weatherford. It didn’t. My journalism professor at Weatherford got so sick of my antics that she fired me as the yearbook editor roughly a month before the end of the semester. From a previous blog post:

In the spring of 1994 after pushing the word “procrastination” to an all-time high, I was let go from my position as SWOSU’s yearbook editor, replaced by my understudy. A month before the book’s final deadline, I showed up to class to find everything from my editor’s desk neatly packed into a box for me to take home. My journalism professor pulled me aside and briefly explained her reasoning, none of which I could argue with. I wasn’t mad; I was embarrassed. I told her I would take my box of junk out to my car and then would come back that afternoon so we could talk about what needed to be done and how to proceed. But I didn’t. Instead, I dropped out of school via telephone and never showed my face on that campus again.

That last part isn’t entirely true. Nineteen years later in 2013, I took Mason to a basketball tournament there.

In a bit of “Rob and Susan Lore,” it was on that day in April of 1994 that I flipped a coin, declaring heads meant we would “try and salvage what was left of the semester” while tails meant “let’s go visit the Grand Canyon.” I really did flip that coin and it really did come up tails. We packed some clothes into a bag, loaded up Susan’s car, and drove west the following morning.

I don’t know that I’ve had another week quite like that in my life. We had no jobs, no school, no one to answer to and no real destination. After a few days of driving we did make it to the Grand Canyon…

…and Carlsbad Caverns…

…and Flintstone City, USA…

…and a dozen other places. Eventually we ended up in Tucson, where we ran out of steam and money at roughly the same time. We spent a night or two sleeping on my Aunt Eva’s fold out couch before we decided to go home. But not before playing one last round of mini golf!

On April 8th while visiting the Grand Canyon, it was announced that Kurt Cobain, the lead singer of Nirvana, had been found dead. Nirvana, along with Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, and Alice in Chains had ushered in the new wave of grunge music. In just a few short years, flannel and blue jeans had replaced leather and jean jackets. Hair metal was out and grunge was in. Nirvana’s breakthrough album Nevermind had been released three years prior in September, 1991. Three years later, he was dead.

That night as we began meandering back home we stopped in Albuquerque, New Mexico. When we pulled in to town that night we saw a long line of lowriders driving slowly around the block. We pulled over to watch the show and were soon informed by local police officers that this was not a parade; we were watching gang members. The police officers suggested we relocate to a safer part of town and so we did. We found a hotel that was painted pink and looked like a castle. My most vivid memory of the place was that there was a hole in the upstairs concrete sidewalk that you could see all the way through down to the ground. Susan remembers the roaches.

On the morning of April 9th, 1994, we rolled out of the hotel and had breakfast. We piddled around town a bit and around lunch time stumbled across Little Anita’s. If nothing else, Little Anita’s had the hottest hot sauce I’ve ever tasted. I was disappointed that the waitress had only brought each of us a small cup of sauce for our lunch. I dipped my fork into my cup and touched it to my tongue. It burned hotter than fire. I was just about to mention how hot it was to Susan when I saw her dump the entire cup of hot sauce on to her taco. Instead of warning her I decided to sit back and watch the show. After one bite, she immediately drank her water, followed by my water, followed by waiving down a waiter and drinking an entire pitcher of water. Hot stuff. Anyway, Little Anita’s has become a mandatory stop for us every time we drive through Albuquerque. We’ve driven through two or three times since then and we’ve eaten there every time. These days we go easy on the hot sauce.

On the way out of the restaurant I spotted a local newspaper with the headline NIRVANA SINGER FOUND DEAD. I bought it, and still have it out in my box of keepsakes. Crime scene investigators estimate that Cobain died on April 5th. His body was discovered on the 8th. We heard about it on the radio that day, and read about it in a newspaper on the 9th. April 9th, 1994.

On the last leg of our trip home the mood had changed. Susan and I both knew once we arrived back in Weatherford we were going to have to face the music, and the loss of Kurt Cobain made the trip that much more depressing. Not to make it sound like I was a huge Nirvana fan — I liked them as much as the next guy — but grunge belonged to my generation. Kurt Cobain was “one of ours.”

During the trip Susan and I convinced ourselves that if we called the school and told them we were withdrawing from school because our roommate had died they would be lenient on us — a hair-brained scheme I’m pretty sure one of us had picked up from a sitcom. Later, after arriving home and calling the school, the first question the administration asked me was, what was the name of our roommate? Not having thought that far in advance, I hung up the phone. For our part, each of us received a smattering of W’s (“withdrew”) combined with WF’s (“withdrew while failing”) on our transcripts.

April 9th, 1994 was more than just the day Susan and I read that Kurt Cobain had died. The week before we walked away from our school and our jobs, and when we got back, we had to deal with the consequences. April 9th, 1994 was the day we grew up.

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I was fourteen years old in the summer of 1987 and hanging out with some neighborhood kids at one of our officially designated hangout spots (the corner under the willow tree) when one of my friends pedaled up with a boombox balanced across the handlebars of his bicycle.

“Dude, the new Motley Crue tape just came out!”

“Dude, let’s hear it!”

(We said “dude” a lot back then.)

My friend pressed play and the cassette, pulling power from eight D-sized batteries, ramped up and began to play. For the next hour this small circle of friends sat outside on the street corner, getting our first listen to Motley Crue’s fourth album, Girls, Girls, Girls.

There are four members of Motley Crue, my favorite being Nikki Sixx. Lead vocalist Vince Neil dressed too much like a girl and drummer Tommy Lee wore too much lipstick for my taste. (Surprisingly, the whole “glam rock” phase skipped Oklahoma.) Mick Mars looked like he was from the planet Mars and we were never quite sure when he would return there. But Nikki Sixx man, Nikki Sixx was cool. He dressed like a linebacker from Hell and looked as cool as he did scary. He often appeared covered in fake blood, occasionally lit himself on fire, and he played bass — the only instrument I figured I had a chance of learning how to play. He also wrote all of the Crue’s lyrics and most of the music; even though the band performed the music, they were Nikki’s songs. Nikki Sixx has always been my favorite member of Motley Crue, and I remember thinking on that summer day that I would have given anything to trade places with him.

At that exact same moment, Nikki Sixx was 1,000 miles away, shooting up heroin, snorting cocaine, drinking half a bottle of Jack Daniels (every night), and wishing he were dead.

The Heroin Diaries (MTV Books, 2008) is a collection of Sixx’s diary entries that span one year, from the Christmas of ’86 to the end of 1987 when Sixx had his near-fatal overdose. (He was pronounced legally dead before receiving a needle full of adrenaline that ultimately rebooted his ticker, which led to one less dead rock star and one great song, Kickstart My Heart.) Most of the diary entries contain comments and reflections from his fellow band mates, former managers, ex-girlfriends (namely Prince’s ex-squeeze, Vanity), security guards, along with his mother, sister, grandfather, and Nikki himself. It turns out few of them care much for the Nikki Sixx of old, including the Nikki Sixx of today.

If it’s true that internal suffering leads to artistic success then it’s easy to see how Motley Crue has earned eight platinum albums and has sold 75 million albums worldwide. Each member of the band has his own demons, and the root of Sixx’s pain stems from his childhood. After his father walked out on his family when Sixx was three years old, he spent the next dozen or so years being shuffled back and forth between living with his mother (Deana) and his grandparents (Tom and Nona). The book contains a bit of he said/she said drama between the two camps with Tom claiming Deana was an addict and an unfit mother while Deana claims her family conspired to take her son away from her, but each time we read about Nikki waking up with a needle still stuck in his arm and wishing he were dead, you get the feeling it really doesn’t matter which family member was at fault.

With each turn of the page the monotony of touring and being but a part of a larger machine becomes more and more apparent. While on tour Sixx can’t wait to get home, and once he’s there he can’t wait to leave. When he’s being good on the road — and by “good” I mean “not doing heroin but still doing cocaine and drinking heavily” — Nikki spends his time hiding in his hotel room, playing guitar and watching MTV. The rest of the time (99%) Nikki along with Tommy Lee (his partner in crime) kill the boredom of touring by ingesting more drugs than you have ever seen in your life (on a daily basis), hanging out at strip clubs, being thrown out of strip clubs, punching anyone within arm’s reach in the face, lighting hotels on fire, and so on.

After he returns home after each tour ends, Nikki divides his time evenly between lambasting his dealers (“They’re like vultures! They won’t leave me alone!”) and having them deliver drugs daily to his doorstep (which he dubs “the Heroin House”). The combination of cocaine and heroin routinely floods Sixx with paranoia and delusions, at which point he retreats to his closet with his dope and loaded guns and sits there until the voices in his head tell him it’s safe. Sometimes this ends with him being convinced that “someone” (the police, his manager, his security company) is spying on him at which point he flushes all of his drugs down the toilet. Other times it causes him to get naked, grab his loaded shotgun, and hide in his garden while defending his home from “attacking Mexican midgets.” It would have been equally entertaining and dangerous to have been Sixx’s neighbor in the mid-80s.

After a while the diary entries begin to run together and the stories involving yet another set of nameless girls, yet another quest to get high, and yet another round of self-loathing begin to sound the same. Toward the end of the book I found myself skimming the more mundane stories (typically the ones not involving any sort of bodily fluid) and skipping to “the good ones.” Some of the entries are made more interesting by the name dropping; if you ever wondered what Nikki Sixx really thinks (or at least thought) about Whitesnake, Guns N’ Roses, and especially Jon Bon Jovi, you’ll find out. Also keeping things interesting is the repeated arrival of Prince’s ex-girlfriend Vanity, whom Nikki was “dating” at the time. Almost as toxic as the drugs, Vanity (who now goes by “the Evangelist Denise Matthews”) repeatedly shows up with cocaine to freebase. The cycle repeats throughout the book; they’re a couple until the drugs are gone at which point she’s tossed out with the rest of the used up paraphernalia. Vanity’s escapades (and comments) are so bizarre and kooky that I actually smiled a little when Nikki eventually punches her in the face.

In self-defense, of course.

The book culminates with Nikki’s nearly fatal overdose in the winter of 1987. While partying in a hotel room with Slash and Slash’s girlfriend Sally, Nikki allowed himself to be shot up with dope by a dealer. After the injection turns Sixx blue, the dealer hops out the window faster than Spring-Heeled Jack and with Slash on the floor passed out pissing himself (Slash pisses his pants in this book more than you care to know) it was up to Sally to try to save Sixx’s life. She couldn’t, but managed to give him mouth-to-mouth until the paramedics arrived and delivered two shots of adrenaline directly to Nikki’s heart, which ultimately revived him. For being the climax of the story the book moves through this story surprisingly quickly. By the time you reach this part of the book you will either be hoping Nikki Sixx has learned his lesson or that he will just go ahead and die, but instead he does neither by escaping first death and then the hospital, hitches a ride home with some groupies and celebrates by retreating to his closet and shooting up some more dope.

The book ends with a bullet list of things have happened in Sixx’s life since 1987. “I got better. I relapsed. I got married. I got divorced. I got on Prozac.” Despite everything he subjected himself to, Nikki Sixx is somehow still alive and rocking today, both with Motley Crue and his band, Sixx A.M. He is the host of the nightly syndicated radio show “Sixx Sense” and is involved in several other creative projects, including photography. After spending 400 pages reading about Sixx’s darkest days, it would be nice to read about a few of his successes as well. Maybe that will be covered in the next book?

The Heroin Diaries is as informative as it is entertaining. While there are moments of levity, more than fun, the book is an eye-opening look into the life of a junkie. And to think, I was once naive to think all my friends in bands were just tired all the time and really liked ice cream! If you’ve ever been around someone with a serious drug addiction, this book might give you a glimpse into what was running through their brains (especially if your friend was a millionaire.) It is amazing to read about how many people Nikki Sixx blames his addiction on other than himself.

Motley Crue’s 2002 book The Dirt was as scandalous as it was fun, but each of the three books following it written by individual band members (this one, along with Vince Neil’s Tattoos and Tequila and Tommy Lee’s Tommyland) has reinforced the old adage about the whole being more than a sum of the parts. If you want to read about Nikki’s depression, Vince Neal’s ego and Tommy Lee… well, being Tommy Lee, then these books are fine. Unfortunately, none of them measure up to The Dirt.

I recommend The Heroin Diaries to all Crue fans along with anyone curious about the life of an addict. Ultimately the book is a peek into the life of a gifted musician who, at this time in his life, was out of control. I learned a lot from this book, but the biggest thing I learned is that I would not have enjoyed trading places with Nikki Sixx back in 1987.

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There was a time, many moons ago, that Susan would do just about anything to get my attention.

One time, back when we were living together in our mobile home, Susan decided she would try some “acrobatics” to get my attention. I was lying in my bed reading a book when I heard someone come running down the hallway. Back then I didn’t believe in bed frames so my bed consisted of a box springs sitting on the floor with a mattress sitting on top of that. Anyway, I was lying on my mattress reading a book when Susan came bursting into my room at full speed. With more grace than usual she performed an impressive front flip, landing directly on the foot of my bed. Unfortunately for her, her feet kept going forward and one of them went directly through my bedroom window.

I turned the page and kept on reading.

Last week, Morgan slipped and fell in the bathroom, hitting her head in the process. She has a huge bruise next to her eye that is suspiciously shaped like a doorknob. The week before that Mason fell in the kitchen, dropping a glass pitcher while falling and somehow landing on one the pieces, cutting his leg open. Every time the kids hurt themselves doing something like that I check to make sure they’re okay and then laugh and think of Susan doing that flip and sticking her foot through the window.

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Most people who know me I collect Star Wars “stuff.” Any time my mom or Pat Deckard or Cathy Martin see a Star Wars item at a garage sale, thrift store or antique mall, they immediately think of me. Today’s inside tip came from our friend Jacquie Gappa, who let me know that her ex-brother-in-law (I think I got that right) was selling off a big chunk of his Star Wars collection.

She was right. I came home with this:

As I began moving the items into my house I began mentally sorting them into different categories.

I bought the Wicket the Ewok phone and the Chewbacca Bandolier Strap because they were the only two vintage things I saw at the garage sale that I didn’t have. That was easy.

Some of the things, I bought because they’ll help me complete the set. I bought the Mr. Potato Head “Spud Trooper” because I already have “Darth Tater.” I bought the Christmas themed C-3P0 because I have the Jawa one. I bought the 3P0 and Skiff Lando Applause figures because, even though I don’t care for those toys, I already have a bunch of them and those are two I don’t have.

Some of the things, I bought because where on earth am I going to see them again? I’m sure all those Star Wars-themed TV Guides and unused Taco Bell and KFC “Kid’s Meal” boxes aren’t terribly rare, but I’ve never run across them at a sale before and, for a quarter each… why not?

A couple of the items, like the 12″ Boba fett and 12″ Snow Trooper, I bought to open. I already have boxed ones, but I’d kind of like to open them and see what they’re like. So I’ll open these.

The rest of the stuff I bought because it was a good deal and I didn’t have it.

I recently updated my photo gallery to show off my current Star Wars collection. If you haven’t already, check it out. I’ll have to update it soon to reflect all the things I bought today!

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When it comes to a car’s gas mileage, there’s always a trade off. For a couple of years I owned a Ford Festiva that had a 10 gallon gas tank and got 35 mpg. It was cheap, small, and didn’t feel very safe. I also owned a ’79 Formula Firebird that got somewhere around 10 mpg. Which would you rather be seen driving?

You can get better mileage out of a car by making it smaller and lighter and less powerful and less safe; essentially, less fun.

With that, I present to you the Elio.

The Elio is a three-wheeled car that runs on gas, gets 84 mpg, and when it comes out, will cost $6,800.

Let’s start from the top. Technically, it’s not a car; even though it looks, feels and drives like a car, because it only has three wheels, legally it is classified as a motorcycle. The company is working on getting an exception made to have it classified as a car, but if they are unsuccessful and the car is tagged as a motorcycle, owners will have to follow motorcycle laws (including wearing a helmet if your state requires it).

You might be thinking, why not just buy a motorcycle? Well, motorcycles are no fun in the winter, and for me, no fun on long trips. My wife won’t ride on the back of one, and she gets really nervous when I take the kids on one. Also, the Elio gets more than double the mileage of what current bike gets (and triple what my last one got).

Under the hood is a 3-cylinder gas powered engine. The Elio prototype is currently using the engine from a Suzuki Swift, but the production model will use an engine made by Elio Motors. It doesn’t have a lot of horsepower, but since it only weighs 1,200 pounds it doesn’t need it. The company says the car will reach speeds in excess of 100 mph. I don’t think the car will be a speed demon, but it’s not designed to be. Instead, the small engine combined with the car’s light weight deliver a whopping 84 mpg.

The Elio is front-wheel drive. With the engine (half of the car’s weight) sitting on top of the front wheels, it should get good traction. It also comes stock with anti-lock brakes.

The Elio comes with an 8 gallon gas tank. If you do manage to get 84 mpg out of the car, that’s 672 miles per tank.

Inside, the Elio looks like a cross between a car, an airplane, and a motorcycle. The controls are like a car’s — there’s a steering wheel, gas and brake pedals, blinkers, and so on. The Elio seats two, but like a small plane or a motorcycle, the passenger sits in the back. Behind that is a small trunk. If you’re flying solo the rear seat folds down to make a bit more storage space, but I doubt anyone will ask you to help them move in this thing. The Elio only has one door, so I assume the driver has to get out to let the rear passenger enter or exit.

Standard, each Elio will come with A/C, heat, power windows, power door lock, AM/FM stereo, and more.

My next question was, how safe is a car that does 100 mph and weighs less than half of most other cars on the road? Turns out, pretty safe. The Elio is promising a 5 star crash rating. Under the panels, the whole car is essentially a roll cage. I can’t imagine much would be left after a serious collision, but the real goal is being able to walk away from one.

The Elio is set to hit roads next year in 2015. The first ones will be offered to investors, and so, after kicking it around for about a month, I have decided to become one by making an (albeit small) investment. There are two ways to get in line for buying an Elio. One is to pay a refundable $100, $250, $500, or $1,000 to the company. That payment reserves your spot in line, and will be deducted from the cost of your car. The other way is to pay a non-refundable $100, $250, $500 or $1,000 to the company. The non-refundable payments get you higher in line (above the refundable ones), and also get you an additional 50% back off the sale price. (Pay a non-refundable $1,000 now and you’ll get $1,500 off the cost later when the car is available.) You can also upgrade your payment if you want to move up closer to the top of the list. Yesterday I made a non-refundable payment of $100, which puts me in the 4th group from the top.

Here’s some worst case scenario math. I drive 50 miles a day round trip to get to and from work. My WRX STI gets 20 mpg and uses premium, non-ethanol gas. Let’s say that’s $3.50/gallon. Let’s also assume I go to work every day next year. 52 weeks x 5 days = 260 days, x 50 miles a day = 13,000 miles. At 20 mpg that’s 650 gallons of gas at a total of $2,275. With the Elio’s 84 mpg, that’s only 155 gallons of cheaper gas (let’s say $3), which works out to just $465/year.

I work from home quite a bit so those mileage numbers for work are high, but Susan’s car is two years old and as 65,000 miles on it. Last year I drove Susan’s car (by myself) to Washington D.C. (twice), to Tempe, Arizona, and a few other states. Those are all trips that could have been made in the Elio. I’ve also driven my truck (again, by myself) on many trips. It gets even worse mileage at around 15 mpg. Not all of those miles on Susan’s car could have been duplicated by the Elio, but a lot of them could have. Based on my math, the car will pay for itself in two years.

With a family of four, I don’t think the two-seater Elio is the only car I would own. As a guy who likes to occasionally drive fast I’ll be keeping my WRX STI, and as a guy who occasionally likes to tow or haul things, I’ll be keeping my truck. But for a commuting car to rack up miles on while gingerly sipping gas, I think the Elio makes sense. I’ll let you know in a year or so what happens.

Link: http://www.eliomotors.com

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Before visiting Mardi Gras World I knew very little about Mardi Gras, and it turns out most of what I knew was wrong.

For example, I assumed that Mardi Gras was just one big parade. It’s not. There are dozens of parades, each put on by different krewes. Each krewe is responsible for coming up with a theme and decorating their own floats. Since there are a bunch of krewes, each krewe is responsible for creating a bunch of floats based on a theme, and the theme changes each year, you can see how the creation of floats could become a full time business.

Enter Mardi Gras World.

Located in New Orleans, Mardi Gras World is responsible for many of the large creations you see on the floats that make their way through New Orleans each year. According to them about 70% of what they make is for Mardi Gras floats. The other 30% are for commercial accounts, like Walk Disney and Chick-fil-A.

I’ve always been a big fan of special effects, and walking around Mardi Gras World felt like being “behind the scenes.” After watching a brief video explaining the history of Mardi Gras floats, we got a tour of the 250,000 square foot warehouse.

Mardi Gras World makes their creations using one of two methods. Traditional float decorations are created using “quick and dirty” methods. The frames are made of wood and they are often wrapped in plastic or foam before they are covered with paper mache and painted. Their more permanent creations are made using molds and fiberglass. One thing our tour guide stressed to us was that nothing is ever thrown away. Figures and creations are recycled year after year. In the video we watched, Shrek’s house from last year became a cave for Hobbits this year. Because of that, it was hard to tell in the warehouse which creations had come from recent parades and which had been sitting in the warehouse for years. It didn’t matter to me; I thought all of them were awesome.

Some of the things we saw, like this statue with Miss Bianca and Bernard from Walt Disney’s The Rescuers obviously had ties to the Disney theme parks. Whether this one was coming or going, I couldn’t say.

In the back of the warehouse set a few of the floats from last month’s Mardi Gras celebration. These floats will be stripped and completely redone again next year with some new theme. The floats do not have engines — the smaller ones are pulled by people and the larger ones are pulled by tractors. The big floats like these have solid rubber wheels (no flat tires). Each float holds (I think) up to 60 people and comes complete with two porta potties on board.

Mardi Gras World was one of the coolest thing I saw during our vacation. The quality of the artwork was literally amazing and we had a great time looking at all the float decorations both old and new. There were things to enjoy for all ages, and if you are looking for something to do in New Orleans and like pop culture I highly recommend visiting Mardi Gras World. We thought it was out of this world!

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Saturday was the last day of our vacation. We woke up in Tunica, Mississippi. Tunica is a casino town just a few miles south of Memphis, Tennessee — you might recall I went there with my friend Andy once. Obviously it is a much different experience with kids in tow.

This time we stayed at Harrah’s, but had breakfast at the Hollywood Casino, which has a collection of movie cars and props to look at. After breakfast we walked around for a few minutes and looked at movie props from Goonies, Terminator, Titanic, and a few cars.

After that, there was nothing left to do but drive. Oklahoma City is roughly an 8 hour drive from Tunica, and we made pretty good time doing 10-15 over most of the way. We were ready to be home!

The final count: 3,638.5 miles in 8 days. WHEW.

In case you missed any of the week’s posts, here are links to them:

Florida Vacation 2014 Day 1: Eatin’ and Drivin’
Florida Vacation 2014 Day 2: New Orleans
Florida Vacation 2014 Day 3: Disney World
Florida Vacation 2014 Day 4: King of Cartoons, Kong, and Drives
Florida Vacation 2014 Day 5: Southern Dolphins
Florida Vacation 2014 Day 6: Snorkeling in Paradise
Florida Vacation 2014 Day 7: On the Road Again
Florida Vacation 2014 Day 8: A Day of Driving (And the End!)

Finally, if you would like to view more pictures from our trip, here are all the pictures I took. I will be adding the ones Susan and the kids took shortly.

Photo Album: http://robohara.com/photo/index.php?album=Vacations/Florida_2014

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